Another Cow joke
What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? I don't know, but you have to milk it on a pogo stick!! groan
View ArticleTo Be 6 Again!
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. 'I'd like...
View ArticleFor Helen and Lucinda
I get this poem every winter & every winter I love re-reading it. It's a beautiful poem and very well written. Thought it might be a comfort to you, it was to me. Winter in Minnesota CRAP IT'S COLD...
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Valentine's Day funny
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day. What do you think it means?" "You'll know...
View ArticleFLAT TIRE
I had a flat tire yesterday, so I got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life...
View ArticleBig People Words
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! You need to use 'Big People'...
View ArticleSkinny Dipping
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and...
View ArticleDr. Visit
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor,...
View ArticleCheck ou these rearranged letters
Rearrange the letters and look what you get! Presbyterian = Best in Prayer Astronomer = Moon Starer Desperation = A Rope Ends It The Eyes = They See George Bush = He Bugs Gore The Morse Code = Here...
View ArticleWhat I want in a man (I thought it was hilarious)
----- What I Want In a Man, Original List 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of...
View ArticleMarital Bliss
Bill and his wife Blanche went to the state fair every year. Every year Bill would say, "Blanche, I'd like to ride in that helicopter". Blanche always replied, I know Bill, but that helicopter ride is...
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What Is "Generation Y" ?
What Is "Generation Y" ? Hmmmmmmmm Generation "Y"! I've always wondered this myself... and now I know !! People born before 1946 were called The Silent Generation.. The Baby Boomers are those born...
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Adult Truths
This was passed on to me in a junk email, but thought a few of them were funny so I'm sharing!!! 1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2....
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